Rico Suave

[Verso 1] Seguro que han oído que yo soy educado Soy un caballerito un chico bien portado Un joven responsable y siempre bien vestido Yo no se quien ha mentido I dont drink or smoke aint into dope Wont try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope My only addiction has to do with the female species I eat em raw like sushi No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno Si me enterno, you me enfermo Mi apariencia es dura, vivo en la locura No me vengan con ternuras So please dont judge a book by its cover Theres more to being a latin lover You got to know how to deal with a woman That wont let go The price you pay for being a gigolo [Verso 2] Theres not a woman that can handle A man like me Thats why I juggle two or three I aint one to commit, you can omit that bit You pop the question thats it Haber uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres Y la situación ahi no muere No es un delito calmo mi apetito Con un llanto o un grito So again dont let my lyrics mislead you I dont love you but I need you Would you rather have me lie Take a piece of your pie and say bye Or be honest and rub your thighs [Verso 3] Well, its ten oclock and Im two hours late I never said I was a prompt date But you kept persisting that I meet your parents Huh, theyre going to love my appearance Ding dong el timbre suena Tu madre abre, que vieja mas buena Le digo ¡Hola! Pero no me para bola Que se ha creido vieja chola Go and serve the food mom Que tengo hambre If you dont hurry, me va a dar un calambre Y usted señor? Whys your chin on the floor? Cierra la boca por favor Whats this amor, these little huevos? Esto si que yo no pruebo Im used to good ol fashioned Homestyle Spanish cooking If i try that Ill be puking Well its been a pleasure but we got to go Regresaremos temprano Cinco, seis o siete de la mañana Su hija esta en buenas manos